{"id":11930,"date":"2022-01-24T13:51:00","date_gmt":"2022-01-24T20:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/BigJimIndustries.com\/wordpress\/?p=11930"},"modified":"2022-02-05T13:53:55","modified_gmt":"2022-02-05T20:53:55","slug":"b-o-l-o-g-n-a-mask","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/2022\/01\/24\/b-o-l-o-g-n-a-mask\/","title":{"rendered":"B-O-L-O-G-N-A Mask"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cnet.com\/news\/oscar-mayer-bologna-inspired-face-mask-hydrates-and-horrifies\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">from c|net<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"oscar-mayer-bologna-inspired-face-mask-hydrates-and-horrifies\">Oscar Mayer bologna-inspired face mask hydrates and horrifies<\/h1>\n\n\n\n<p>My bologna face mask has a first name.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>by Amanda Kooser<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" style=\"width: 480px;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.cnet.com\/a\/img\/RKEqwBOlp8xPPrLK3HRx883oLN0=\/1092x0\/2022\/01\/19\/3ed47054-1534-4e93-834f-b3e063198e12\/oscar-mayer-bologna-face-mask-hero-visual.jpg\" alt=\"oscar-mayer-bologna-face-mask-hero-visual\"><br><em>Maybe don&#8217;t wear this out in public.Oscar Mayer<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I have no idea what&#8217;s in bologna. The off-pink deli meat is something I haven&#8217;t thought about since childhood. Then along comes meat-maker Oscar Mayer with a bologna face mask, and I&#8217;m now having deep thoughts about lunch and self-care.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Scratching sound. Rewind. Bologna face mask?! Oscar Mayer, never one to shy away from\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.cnet.com\/news\/i-ate-oscar-mayers-hot-dog-ice-cream-sandwich-called-ice-dogand-lived\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">flashy marketing moves<\/a>, is selling a $4.99\u00a0<a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/assoc-redirect.amazon.com\/g\/r\/https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B09NX56VXN?ascsubtag=___COM_CLICK_ID___%7Ce52b1048-7485-4455-a404-ce38d747318a%7Cdtp\" target=\"_blank\">Bologna Hydrogel Sheet Face Mask<\/a>\u00a0on US Amazon as of today, for as long as supplies last.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Oscar Mayer is riffing on the playful idea of biting out eye and mouth shapes from a piece of bologna and then holding it over your face like a mask. Where did this bizarre ritual come from? I don&#8217;t know and I&#8217;m afraid to ask, but it sounds like a very American thing to do.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>[ <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cnet.com\/news\/oscar-mayer-bologna-inspired-face-mask-hydrates-and-horrifies\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">click to continue reading at c|net<\/a> ]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>from c|net Oscar Mayer bologna-inspired face mask hydrates and horrifies My bologna face mask has a first name. by Amanda Kooser Maybe don&#8217;t wear this out in public.Oscar Mayer I have no idea what&#8217;s in bologna. The off-pink deli meat is something I haven&#8217;t thought about since childhood. Then along comes meat-maker Oscar Mayer with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":26,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11930","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mirth","category-weirdness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11930","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/26"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11930"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11930\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11930"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11930"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11930"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}