{"id":1176,"date":"2008-12-13T23:25:42","date_gmt":"2008-12-14T06:25:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2008\/12\/you-nasty-velvet-man\/"},"modified":"2008-12-13T23:26:07","modified_gmt":"2008-12-14T06:26:07","slug":"you-nasty-velvet-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/2008\/12\/13\/you-nasty-velvet-man\/","title":{"rendered":"You Nasty Velvet Man!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-style: italic\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2004\/12\/12\/nyregion\/12claus.html\" target=\"_blank\">from the New York Times<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: Times; line-height: normal\"><\/span><\/p>\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" width=\"100%\" align=\"left\" valign=\"top\">\n<tr>\n<td width=\"100%\" valign=\"top\" align=\"left\"><nyt_headline version=\"1.0\" type=\" \">\u00a0<\/p>\n<h2>No Saints in Sight as These Santas Get Their Jollies<\/h2>\n<p><nyt_byline version=\"1.0\" type=\" \"><font size=\"-1\"><strong>By ALAN FEUER\u00a0<\/strong><\/font><br \/>\n<\/nyt_byline><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/graphics8.nytimes.com\/images\/misc\/spacer.gif\" width=\"1\" height=\"5\" \/><br \/>\n<font class=\"publishDate\" style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-weight: normal; color: #000000; font-size: 10px\">Published: December 12, 2004<\/font><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: Times; font-size: 16px\"><\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/graphics8.nytimes.com\/images\/dropcap\/s.gif\" width=\"29\" height=\"35\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" alt=\"S\" \/>anta broke out the sour mash at 10 a.m. Christmas was coming. Why not have a drink?<\/p>\n<p>He raised his glass to another Santa, who was sucking back some Colt 45.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/graphics8.nytimes.com\/images\/2004\/12\/12\/nyregion\/12santa.large.jpg\" border=\"0\" hspace=\"15\" width=\"250\" height=\"168\" align=\"right\" \/>&#8220;Pace yourself,&#8221; the second Santa said. &#8220;I started with beer this year, not Jim Beam like last year.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Santa got drunk yesterday. He cursed. He smoked. He took off his clothes in public. It was Santacon, an annual gathering of nasty Santas, in which some 500 naughty Clauses marched through the city, shouting, drinking, raising gentle mayhem.<\/p>\n<p>Santacon began 10 years ago in\u00a0<alt-code idsrc=\"nyt-geo\" value=\"San Francisco (Calif)\">San Francisco, where 30 friends, disheartened by the happiness of Christmas, got together in their Santa suits and set out to have some fun. They crashed a dinner dance and stole people&#8217;s drinks. Went to a strip club. Drank themselves silly. Some made it home. Others slept in the streets.<\/alt-code><\/p>\n<p>This year, Santacon was &#8211; or will be &#8211; celebrated from\u00a0<alt-code idsrc=\"nyt-geo\" value=\"New York City; New York State\">New York to\u00a0<alt-code idsrc=\"nyt-geo\" value=\"Tokyo (Japan)\">Tokyo and places in between. Its schedule and history can be found online at\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.santarchy.com\/\" style=\"color: #000066\">www.santarchy.com<\/a>.<\/alt-code><\/alt-code><\/p>\n<p><\/nyt_headline><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>[ <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2004\/12\/12\/nyregion\/12claus.html\" target=\"_blank\">click to continue reading at NYTimes.com<\/a> ]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>from the New York Times \u00a0 No Saints in Sight as These Santas Get Their Jollies By ALAN FEUER\u00a0 Published: December 12, 2004 anta broke out the sour mash at 10 a.m. Christmas was coming. Why not have a drink? He raised his glass to another Santa, who was sucking back some Colt 45. &#8220;Pace [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":26,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1176","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mirth"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1176","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/26"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1176"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1176\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1176"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1176"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1176"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}