{"id":1013,"date":"2008-10-24T16:36:30","date_gmt":"2008-10-24T23:36:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2008\/10\/sensual-yet-suitably-loud-music-to-drown-out-sexy-noises\/"},"modified":"2008-10-24T16:38:24","modified_gmt":"2008-10-24T23:38:24","slug":"sensual-yet-suitably-loud-music-to-drown-out-sexy-noises","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/2008\/10\/24\/sensual-yet-suitably-loud-music-to-drown-out-sexy-noises\/","title":{"rendered":"“Sensual, yet suitably loud, music to drown out sexy noises.”"},"content":{"rendered":"

from The Daily Swarm<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

Sex advice from Bloc Party<\/a><\/h1>\n

Today, 10:27 AM\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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Dear Kele,
\nI am living in a shared house at university with very thin walls, so all my housemates know exactly when it\u2019s sexy-time for me and the boyfriend, which is rather off-putting for all concerned. Once, one of them burst in, drunk, knowing that it was a fairly pivotal moment, and shouted \u2018THIS IS\u00a0SPARTA<\/span>!!!\u201d for a \u201chilarious\u201d joke. Could you recommend some sensual, yet suitably loud, music I can play to drown out sexy noises and avoid further embarrassment for all concerned?
\nLove and hugs, Zara<\/p>\n

Who the hell is your flatmate? He\/she sounds like a total riot. Can we take this person on tour? Please? I\u2019ve just spoken to Russell, our guitarist, and he\u2019s quite happy to come round and noodle about on his guitar in your room while you get down to it. A live soundtrack tailor-made for your sexploits? I may be on to something here. Kele Okereke Ltd \u2013 The Bespoke Sex Soundtrack Experience. We could set up meetings. I\u2019d show up with a clipboard and make diagrams of the space where the activity takes place. You tell me what you and your boyfriend like to do and in what order, and then I choose someone best suited to the job from my large list of musician chums. When the urge kicks in, you page me, and half an hour later, some feckless rock dude shows up on a scooter with a Squire Strat and Peavey practice amp strapped to the back.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Read and comment.<\/a>\u00a0From guardian.co.uk. \u00a0Read more\u2026<\/a>\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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