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Blonde On Blonde

A blonde woman was  speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled  over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.  The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver’s driving  license.

 

She dug through her purse and was  getting progressively more agitated. ‘What does it look like?’ she  finally asked.  The policewoman replied, ‘It’s  square and it has your picture on it.’

 

The  driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.  ‘Here it is,’ she  said.

 

The blonde officer looked at the mirror,  then handed it back saying, ‘OK, you can go.  I didn’t  realize you were a cop.’

Posted on August 12, 2009 by Editor

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