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The Rico Suave Bandit

from The LA Times

Wily dodges point to single culprit in high-profile Los Angeles heists

Thefts that depend on role playing and charm point to a single burglar being the likely suspect in heists of jewelry and cash from sports teams, a salsa band and a sugar baron in town for the Oscars.

By Andrew Blankstein and Richard Winton

For the “Rico Suave” bandit, the weapons of choice are charm, disguise and the power of persuasion.

In August, the man slicked back his hair and pretended to be a member of a salsa band playing the Greek Theatre. He talked a clerk at the Wilshire Grand hotel into giving him the keys to the band’s room and made off with $9,000. On his way out, he gave the clerk the band’s CD.

A few weeks later, he donned a Chivas soccer jersey and hugged members of the Mexican team as they left another downtown L.A. hotel, the Marriott, on a team bus. Then, posing as a member of the team’s entourage, he persuaded a hotel clerk to give him the team’s room keys, making off with $10,000.

Now, detectives are investigating whether the bandit has made his biggest score yet, at the Four Seasons Hotel on Oscar weekend.

[ click to continue reading at The LA Times ]

Posted on March 10, 2010 by Editor

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Guns Don’t Give You Balls

from The San Jose Mercury News

Teen shoots his own testicles

Times-Herald staff report

scrot.jpgA Vallejo teenager allegedly shot himself in the testicles Thursday afternoon, police said.

Police said the 17-year-old, whose name is being withheld because he’s a minor, walked into Kaiser Permanente Vallejo Medical Center at about 5:45 p.m. with a gunshot wound.

The gun is still outstanding, police said, and the teen has not been cooperative.

[ click to read at SJMerc.com ]

Posted on March 8, 2010 by Editor

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Pink Panther Strikes Best Buy In New Jersey

from The Star-Ledger

Acrobatic thieves hit N.J. Best Buy avoiding cameras, motion sensors, alarms in daring heist

By Ryan Hutchins/For The Star-Ledger

March 04, 2010, 4:42PM

SOUTH BRUNSWICK — They never touched the floor — that would have set off an alarm.

They didn’t appear on store security cameras. They cut a hole in the roof and came in at a spot where the cameras were obscured by advertising banners.

And they left with some $26,000 in laptop computers, departing the same way they came in — down a 3-inch gas pipe that runs from the roof to the ground outside the store.

Police believe that’s how some brazen bandits managed to swipe 20 Apple notebooks early this morning at a Best Buy on Route 1 in South Brunswick without detection.

“High level of sophistication,” said Detective James Ryan, a police department spokesman. “They never set off any motion sensors. They never touched the floor. They rappelled in and rappelled out.”

[ click to continue reading at The Star-Ledger ]

Posted on March 7, 2010 by Editor

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Godzilla Haiku

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Posted on March 5, 2010 by Editor

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Waffle Sandwich With Cheese - Only In America

 

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Posted on March 4, 2010 by Editor

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Another Pet Bull Attack

from AP via Google News

Pet bull attacks, kills his owner in eastern Pa.

WERNERSVILLE, Pa. — Authorities say an eastern Pennsylvania man was killed when he was attacked by a bull he kept as a pet.

koons-courbet_calf.jpgThe Berks County coroner’s office says 52-year-old Ricky Weinhold died Saturday after being attacked by the bull on a farm where he leased barn space in Wernersville. That’s about 60 miles northwest of Philadelphia.

Chief Deputy Coroner Charles E. Sweitzer Jr. says Weinhold’s injuries appear to have been inflicted by a bull’s head and hooves.

Deputy Coroner Terri Straka says the man was injured previously by one of his bulls.

[ click to read at Google News ]

Posted on March 1, 2010 by Editor

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Bad Day On The Motorway

Posted on February 23, 2010 by Editor

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Australian AG More Afraid of Gamers Than Gangs

from Agence-France Press via Google News

Gamers more scary than bikers, says Australian minister

SYDNEY — An Australian politician who opposes the lifting of a censorship ban on adults-only computer games has said he feels more threatened by gamers than outlawed motorcycle gangs.

“The outlaw motorcycle gangs haven’t been hanging around my doorstep at 2:00 am, a gamer has.”

 South Australia’s Attorney-General Michael Atkinson, who has the right to veto the lifting of a national ban on computer games rated too violent and extreme for consumption, said he had received a threatening note from a gamer.”I feel that my family and I are more at risk from gamers than we are from the outlaw motorcycle gangs who also hate me,” he told the Australian Broadcasting Corporation late Monday.

[ click to continue reading at Google News ]

Posted on February 19, 2010 by Editor

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Bundy’s Death Bug

from The Washington Post

Ted Bundy’s VW goes on display at D.C. crime museum, but should it?
By Philip Kennicott
Friday, February 19, 2010; C03

Even under a thin, black shroud, the lines of a vintage ‘68 Volkswagen Beetle were unmistakable.

And when the cloth came off, at a bizarre unveiling ceremony Thursday at the National Museum of Crime & Punishment, it took work to be surprised by what was underneath it: an unprepossessing tan Beetle, with a sunroof, looking a little worse for wear with touches of rust, fading paint and a few missing pieces of metal trim.

The tires looked as if they still had a few thousand good miles in them. Inside the cab, the interior had that quintessential old Bug smell — like burning latex — as if the rubber flooring was always smoking a little from the heat underneath.

But this wasn’t any Beetle. This was Ted Bundy’s Beetle, the car into which he lured his victims and in which he killed many of them during a terrifying serial killing spree in the 1970s.

“This was kind of like a death wagon,” said Wyndell C. Watkins Sr., a retired D.C. police deputy chief, who was on hand to help introduce the latest iconic celebrity murder object joining Washington’s museum collections.

The car has been stored in a private collection owned by New York-based Arthur Nash, who owns many of the most grisly objects on display in the museum’s main exhibition. Also from the Nash collection: clown and serial killer John Wayne Gacy’s painter’s box, on display in a room dealing with the unseemly “murderabilia” trade.

Bundy’s VW replaces the 1933 Essex-Terraplane car used as a getaway vehicle by John Dillinger. With Dillinger’s car shipped off to the Southwest terminal of Baltimore-Washington International Marshall Airport, where it will help present the capital region’s best face to visitors, the crime museum needed a marquee object to grace its front lobby.

Of all of the notorious cars in the world — the white Ford Bronco that O.J. Simpson rode in, the D.C. snipers’ shabby Chevy Caprice retrofitted with gun placements — Bundy’s Bug may be the most notorious because it was so intimately connected to its owner’s crimes. Bundy killed in this car is the frisson you’re supposed to feel when looking at something that was not just a tool, but a container for death.

[ click to read full article at The Washington Post ]

Posted on February 19, 2010 by Editor

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Porn Hacker Collared

from Reuters via Yahoo! News

Police nab porn hacker behind Moscow traffic mayhem

MOSCOW (Reuters) – Russian police said on Tuesday they had arrested a prankster who hacked into a computer system to show a pornographic movie on a giant advertising screen, causing havoc on a busy Moscow thoroughfare.

The two-minute clip, displayed on a video screen above a main road south of the Kremlin, caused midnight traffic jams and a frenzy of excitement across the Russian blogosphere.

Police said the hacker gained control of the screen by breaking into an online company’s server in the volatile southern region of Chechnya as “he didn’t think the police would go looking for him there.”

“(The hacker) is a highly-educated, temporarily unemployed and extremely advanced Internet user,” police said.

[ click to continue reading at Yahoo! News ]

Posted on February 18, 2010 by Editor

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See!! A baby doll take a bath in a coffee can.

Posted on February 18, 2010 by Editor

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Solar-powered Cockroach

$3 @ dealextreme - cool

image lifted from ChineseGadget.net ]

Posted on January 22, 2010 by Editor

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Fug You Mike Love

Posted on January 20, 2010 by Editor

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Visitor From Space

from AP via Yahoo! News

Mystery object to whizz by Earth Wednesday 

Tue Jan 12, 1:52 pm ET

 

WASHINGTON – A mystery object from space is about to whizz close by Earth on Wednesday. It won’t hit our planet, but scientists are stumped by what exactly it is.

Astronomers say it may be space junk or it could be a tiny asteroid, too small to cause damage even if it hit. It’s 33 to 50 feet wide at most.

NASA says that on Wednesday at 7:47 a.m. EST, it will streak by, missing Earth by about 80,000 miles. In the western United States it may be bright enough to be seen with a good amateur telescope.

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Posted on January 12, 2010 by Editor

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Gene Gene The Dancing Machine

Posted on January 10, 2010 by Editor

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In the great green room / There was a telephone / And a dead Keith Moon

 

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Posted on January 10, 2010 by Editor

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Nic Cage As Everyone

from Nic Cage  As Everyone

Nic Cage as Pope Benedict XVI

Jennifer Villavert lives in the Rad-ican City.

Nic Cage as Marilyn Monroe

Submitted by Tom Burns as Andy Warhol.

Nic Cage as Nick Sarkozy

Jennifer Villavert is so cozy with Sarkozy.

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Posted on January 9, 2010 by Editor

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“Turn the bus off! You’re backing into the freaking ditch; you’re making the little kids cry. Stop!”

from WCBS

Drunk Bus Driver Takes N.Y. Students On Wild Ride

Surveillance Video Shows 3 Dozen Terrified Kids Begging 55-Year-Old Martha Thompson To Stop The Bus

Woman Eventually Pleads Guilty To 37 Counts Of Child Endangerment

A driver is heading to jail after she was drunk behind the wheel with more than three dozen kids aboard.

And as a surveillance video shows, the children were screaming for her to stop. 

The video shows the dangerous school bus ride last May in the Alfred-Almond school district in Allegany County. Martha Thompson, 55, had a blood alcohol content of .15. At the time, she thought the children were over-reacting. 

Students can be heard screaming, “Put on the break!” 

Driver: “Will you guys stop?” 

Student: “Well you’re not okay, and I know it.” 

The bus hit high speeds, ran over a mailbox and started rolling backwards downhill. 

Student: “Turn the bus off!” 

Driver: “No.” 

Student: “You’re backing into the freaking ditch; you’re making the little kids cry. Stop!” 

Finally, the children opened the emergency door in the back of the bus to get out, despite Thompson pleading against it. 

Driver: “You can’t get off the bus!”

[ click to continue reading at WCBS ]

Posted on January 6, 2010 by Editor

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The Most Useless Machine Ever

Posted on January 3, 2010 by Editor

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Zsa Zsa & The Eunuchs

from the NY Daily News

Sweatin’ with the stars! Celebrity workout videos

Socialite septuagenarian Zsa Zsa Gabor gets some workout help from a couple of beefcakes in her 1993 workout video, 'It's Simple, Darling.'  <br><br> Our take? Gabor's routines will have you in a slightly queasy cold sweat before they'll make you break an honest  sweat. Consider: one

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Posted on December 29, 2009 by Editor

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The Star Wars Holiday Special: “To this day, parts of George Lucas sizzle and fall off if you mention it near him.”

from Cracked.com

The 7 Most Baffling Moments in the Star Wars Holiday Special

by seanbaby

The Star Wars Holiday Special was broadcast on TV in 1978 as a fine-print stipulation to the fiddle contest that George Lucas lost to the devil. It was terrible in every possible direction. If Hitler forced aliens to put on a variety show at gunpoint, you’d feel more comfortable watching it. To this day, parts of George Lucas sizzle and fall off if you mention it near him. Famous little person Warwick Davis actually started as a section of George Lucas that screamed and detached itself when the special first aired. And since that day, it has never been shown or legally distributed.

I’d like to take a look back at the different segments that came together to make this one of history’s worst anythings ever. There are two things to look out for in each one. The first is Actor Indifference. Nearly all of principle actors from the film are here, and none of them are good enough at their job to hide how much they hate that fact. Harrison Ford in particular will read the lines but you can kiss his ass if you think he’s going to try. If Kanye West’s agent booked him on Hee Haw, he’d perform with more enthusiasm.

[ click to continue reading at Cracked.com ]

Posted on December 27, 2009 by Editor

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Eagle Wins, Deer Loses

Posted on December 24, 2009 by JK

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Iris’s Pin Up Paradise

Posted on December 21, 2009 by Editor

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“I have one thing to say to polar bears - Evolve!”

Posted on December 15, 2009 by Editor

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Goodness, I taste delicious.

Posted on December 12, 2009 by Editor

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