accolades oh mighty retorquerer of cleverest spunnage

jds, is protectorisitic a word? Maybe you meant parasitic?

i can't comprehend how you could possibly confuse those two words, unless a monkey is calling someone a parasite? lol just a joke monkey

Hello. I made-up the protectoristic actually b/c I love making that little red line pop-up; and only wish I could make AWK appear, as well.

And protectoristic is more aproprosistic than parasitic b/c I was implying that I like small breasts better than large breasts because large breasts can cause my manhood to become threatened rather than turgid.

turgid that's just a nice sounding word it sounds very alive to me swollen inflated pompous bombastic